Date Tally Sayings 7/07/99 1 Got a face like it's been on fire and someone put it out with a Pick-Axe handle.Asthetically challenged lady. 26/07/99 11 That bloke must be Kings Crossed.~ 27 Bore it up 'em!Give them a thrashing. (team sports) 53 Left like a shag on a rock.result of unpopularity 76 As cunning/crazy/sly as a shithouse rat.~ 47 I'm humping my bluey.bluey=swag + hump=carry 19 Hand in your dinner plate.~ 32 Harder than the inside of a nun's mattress.~ 22 Go tell the bar flies.not insects 47 Well, root me boot!~ 37 A two headed Tasmanian.~ 14 Come the rubber pig.~ 23 Grog with no nectar.Alcohol free beer 38 Full as a fairy's phone book.full of grog 33 Let's get canned.to have a lot of fun 19 Mow the brigalo suckers.Shave your beard 40 I'm off to the waterhole.Off to the pub 26 He's a broken packet of biscuits.Looks good on the outside, a mess on the inside 30 Meaner than a recipient of a nuns verbal bitch slap.you got to be pretty damn foul to get a verbal bitch slap from a nun 55 Takin' the kids to the pool.Going to the loo. 23 Meaner than Hungry Tyson.~ 19 Knock into a cocked hat.To destroy or overcome something completely 18 That was a cockeye bob!a sudden storm or squall. 27 He's not within cooee of finishing that job.far away from doing it. 18 Yer talking farmyard/Flemington confetti.a whole load of rubbish. 31 In more shit than a Werribee duck.In trouble. In a spot of bother. 36 Feeding the chooks.Masturbation, wanking 47 Drilling for Vegemite.Anal Intercourse 15 Joe Bloggs just coughed. that joe (the baddy) just confessed 26 A few bricks shy of a full hod.~ 35 23 less the carton.To say a person is "23 less the carton" alludes to a carton of beer, which has 24 cans. 32 Throwing/knocking back a few beers.drinking 17 Couldn't get a kick if he hanged himself.Useless football player. 35 She wouldn't say dick if her mouth was full of it!!dosn't say much 15 Adelaide, like Yass but with poofters.~ 20 He used the Mungindi glove in the fight.He kicked his opponent As useless as a chocolate fireguard.Useless 33 As bent as a nine dollar note.Gay 15 Gotta get up Dawn's crack.To have to be up early. (crack of dawn) 38 If it was raining bikini clad women, I'd be washed down the gutter with a truck driver.No luck whatsoever 15 Face like a beaten favourite.a shocking looking chick! 42 She's been hit with the fugley stick too many times.she's real ugly. 40 As useful as a fart in a hurricane.~ 17 Time to go to the soapy sapple.chapel (rhyming slang) 14 He's a cocky / He's a cow cocky.He is a Farmer / He is a Cattle Farmer As stuffed as a whore on Father's Day.Can't eat another thing 16 Pavement Pizza.A pile of vomit , usually at a bus stop shortly after sparrow's fart 17 A Seppo.An American ,seppo being short for septic tank ,which rhymes with yank 19 Japanese flying suitT-shirt ,shorts and thongs Ten thousand sheep short of a top paddock.kind of slow, an idiot 38 (I'm so hungry) I could chew the crutch out of a low-flying vulture.BLOODY Hungry! 8 Further behind than a Python's arseholeA long way away 11 He is like a boarding house cup of tea.- Big and Weak Fuller than a butchers dog.very full. 33 He's further back than a snake's arse.He is a long way behind 14 He's got a head on him like a Diranbandi mail bag.ugly 18 Bourke shower.a dust storm. 15 As full as a secondary school hat rack.Very drunk 7 Go dip your eye in cocky's shit.If you don't like it-bugger off 9 He's in more shit than Ned Kelly.in trouble 18 As useful as a fart in a collander.Useless. (collander is a kitchen strainer) 10 Just been to check the maker.Been off for a chuck (vomit) in the dunny. 18 Cunning as an ablution block marsupial.~ 47 I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.Very hungry 16 Toss a tiger on the carpet.Vomit 30/07/99 53 Gotta go have a slash.Gotta urinate. 79 He's having a Barry Crocker. (or Joe Crocker)a Shocker. A bad time. 15 He's gone to take a Les Kiss.gone to take a piss. 18 My bike is buggered.It's broken 14 Randier than a stud bull let lose in a paddock full of heifers.Very randy 10 Ravi Shanker.Wanker 30 Shove it up your Aris.Arse. Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle & Glass = Arse. 16 He's a Half back flankerWanker 14 Let's get Schindler's.Schindler's List=Pissed 23 He's gone to Coburg & Kew.Spew 18 What a Merchant banker!Wanker 20 I'm so hungry, I could eat a skunk's arsehole.Very hungry 32 Hit in the Jatz Crackers.To be hit in the Knackers . 21 Jumped up like a roo's pecker.Active 28 Tighter than a ducks arse in a rain storm.tight-fisted with money. 21 I've got a eggflip.A tip (horse racing) 32 It's an embuggerance.unnecessary or irrelevant interuption 20 Go back to taws.start at the begining 22 Down in Tasway.Tasmania 29 Off like a robber's dog.quickly. 31/07/99 54 Go to buggery!Get lost, go away. 45 Stuff/Fuck you and the horse you rode on!general term of contempt or strong disagreement 1/08/99 27 Full as a Catholic school.The meal was extremly filling. 21 Darker than the inside of a black dog's guts.Very dark 23/09/99 31 Johnny Bliss.piss 24/09/99 37 Damn dunny budgies!what flies and hangs around dunnies? 28 How's your bum for grabs.Pleased to make your esteemed acquaintance. 34 I'll stick yer bloody bum on the barbie.I'm so mad I going to hit you then stick you on a hot barbecue 18 You look like a pox doctor's clerk.Dressed up, slightly gaudy, bad taste. 29 An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag.A large Fat Bum 25 It's colder than a well-diggers ass.it's really cold 14 All prick and ribs, like a drovers dog.Thin 12 With patience and persistance you could fuck a blacksnakes infested arshole.Nothings impossible if you have patience 15 Fit as a buck rat! (and twice as sexy)Even fitter than a Mallee Bull [meaning sexually active] 34 Who's rootin' this cat? Your just holdin' the tail.You are not competent to comment on the matter 16 Quick as a bumnut through an eggslice.Quick. bumnuts=eggs. 21 Colder than a penguin's chuff.bloody cold 55 I'm buggered, broke and bewildered.stuffed - underpaid & overworked 25/09/99 72 Blunter then a nun's cunt.~ 66 He did like a horses dick, and hit the road.He left! 30/09/99 33 Give us a Mick Jagger!A lager/beer 19 Do you want some Mary Lee?Want any tea? 5/10/99 51 Well FMD!Fuck Me Dead! (expression of surprise) 11/10/99 2 I'm going to throw on the nose-bag.Going to eat some lunch/food. Queer as a concrete parachute.Poof or lesbian He's got punters eyesOne each way = crosseyed. Don't have a maggot pie from that pub!meat pie. (with low quality meat!) 16/10/99 4 He has a head like a chewed mintieUgly looking thing. 23/10/99 16 Thicker than two ton of dog shit.pretty bloody stupid 2 Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs.pretty bloody dopey 25/10/99 69 Dry as a witch's tit (in the desert).Very Thirsty 65 A few tinnies short of a slab.slow in thinking 41 Cobblers awls.balls 11 On her rags.her period 52 I smell bacon.Said when you see the cops!!! 17 Happy as a pig in shit.I am feeling pretty good. 2/11/99 55 That's piss weak beer!Not worth anything. Weak. 8/11/99 3 Pull it as if you're getting a black fellow off your mum.pull that bloody rope! 2 Useful as genital worts on a ribbed condom.not very usefull 15/11/99 3 Get a mullet up ya.Get a mullet up ya lol 22/11/99 19 I'm dying for a piss so bad I can taste it.Absolutely hanging for a piss 14 As toey as a roman sandal.In need of a bit of sex 2 One for the bitch of mine.One for the road. 23/11/99 33 I'm so hungry I could eat the crack of Dawn.......Fraser.I'm VERY hungry 7/12/99 3 I woke up with a mouth like an abo's armpit. (dry and reaking like shit)Hung over 10/12/99 32 He's just loose juice.~ 38 Don't get off your bike.Calm down 33 Dry as a Drover's dog.Very thirsty 45 Shoot through like a Bondi tram.Leave in a hurry. 27 Take a shufteeTake a look. 39 He's so short he has to stand on his head to get his foot in the stirrup.~ 33 Don't stick yer bib in!Don't interfere 32 Put the bite on.Ask for a loan. 25 Chew on yer boot.I hope your accuracy is faulty in kicking this goal. Yelled at footy matches to a player, particularly when a football player is taking a free kick within scoring distance 45 I'll give yer curry.I will assault you orally. 52 Yer draggin the chain.You are somewhat tardy. 49 He's a full quid.He is above average IQ 25 He ran like a hairy goatIt was not his best race. (horse race) 63 Get off yer high horse.Your arrogance is unacceptable 51 Cold as a polar bear's behind.~ 30 Crook as Rookwood.Sick, unwell 54 He'd make a cat laugh.~ 53 So mean, he would steal the gold fillings out of his grandmothers grave.~ 65 He could talk a dog off a meatwagon.~ 46 And you can bet London to a brick on that!~ 51 To do your lolly.~ 39 Doesn't know if it's Pitt Street or Christmas.Pitt Street= major St in Sydney, full of lights. 42 She's more emotional than a Bob Hawke book launch.~ 80 Well, bugger me dead! / bugger me blind!Exclamination 40 Gone through that like a dose of salts!~ 31 Off like a school boarder's lunch.~ 64 Well, strike me pink!~ 63 What's your crust, mate?What do you do for a living? 25 You could drive a coach and four through that.~ 35 He's got the good oil.~ 25 To get the Darling Pea.act strange/insane 57 He's got a raging hard on.~ 26 Have the run of your dover.eat all you want. 40 Hold back your brumbies mate!calm yourself down 39 Several palings short of a fence.~ 60 At the drop of a hat.At any excuse. 31 Not worth a row/hill of beans.Of low value 65 Ya bloods worth bottling!your great! 40 Going twenty to the dozen.Going top speed 41 Couldn't kill him with an axe.The bugger just won't die. 44 Does Jack Newton swim in circles?Of course! Naturally, yes. 34 Don't whip the cat.Don't cry over split milk 28 Game! He's as game as Ned Kelly.He'll have a go. 52 Mean! He was so mean he wouldn't even let his dog drink from a mirage.~ 31 It was so wet even the mirages overflowed!~ 32 I'm that unlucky that if it rained soup, everbody else would have a spoon and I'd be left with a fork.~ 36 As fresh as a hand full of gum leaves.~ 24 If it rained gravy everyone else would have a frying-pan - and I'd be left with a gridiron.Unlucky 30 A better man never stood in two shoes!Compliment 58 Mad! He's as mad as a gum-tree full of galahs!~ 37 I'm up the apple and pears.up the stairs 52 Yer pulling my chain mate!you are fooling me 24 Dear Bill! Ain't it a bastard!denotes deepest feelings of exasperation and disgust 41 Come in, spinner.Let's go. 59 Hold on to yer horses!Just wait for a second. You can't have one foot either side of the fence if its made from barbed wire.Sir Joe quote 31 He's a good coca cola.A cricket bowler. 25 They're cockatoo farmers.a smalltime farmer 64 Cock-and-bull stories.absurd, unlikely story, claiming to be true. 25 Cock a snook/snoot.thumbs on nose gesture. 51 Him! He couldn't catch a cold!in poor form, not quick (Sport) 39 What a load of old cobblers!load of nonsense. 45 It's within cooee of here.close by, within calling 40 The engine's conked out.died, break down. 23 Rough as bags and twice as nasty.uncouth, rough 31 Silly as a wet hen/square wheel.~ 26 To sink the slipper.kick 44 Your grasping at straws there.getting desperate 61 Full as a fat lady's knickers/socks.Couldn't have any more food/drink 58 Thick as a lump of 4 X 2. (four by two)not well endowed with grey matter 34 Short of a sheet of bark.weak of intellect 47 As old as Adam.~ 30 Goes off like Chinese New Year.goes wild 45 He' s all shine, no shoes.He's a fake, a fraud 30 Not all the lights are on in the top floor.not very intelligent 49 A few dice short of Yahtzee.Not very intelligent or mentally incapable 66 Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish.~ 45 Like making love in a canoe.Referring to a weak beer, because it's FN near water 58 On your bike!Get out of here 41 He's got a Ned Kelly on 'im.belly 34 You'll never find that this side of the black stump.the black stump is a legendary location outback. 39 She's apples mate!Everything's all right 51 Even Blind Freddy could see it.Very obvious 35 Did 'is block.Lost his temper 42 Had a blue.Had a fight 20 I'm going to use the bank a'bout.the ATM (automatic teller machine) 50 Had to do the Harold Holt out of there.a Bolt. Run. 34 As happy as Larry.~ Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in itBig Mouth 39 Couldn't get a kick in a stampede.Useless football player. 21 It's that windy it would blow a dog off it's chain.The wind is really blowin a gale. 20 Wet enough to bog a duckIt`s rained a lot. 33 He's sillier than a two bob watch.stupid 36 Twenty/a few cents short of a dollar.not all there- crazy 14 Into everything like/as useful as a drover's pup.Not useful at all 22 I'll have your blood for breakfast!You're in trouble 25 Send 'er down Hughie!entreaty to God to make it rain 27 As ugly as a bag of spanners.Ugly 23 Call us a Joe Baxi.taxi 54 He's True Blue.Real Aussie 25 Face like a burnt thong.Ugly 38 Wouldn't be dead for Quids!Having to much fun! 59 Be buggered if I know.I don't have a clue 35 Having a bludge.Not working 15 The bronze.The Police 23 The whallopers.The Police 36 Japanese riding boots.Thongs 31 She's two pick handles wide.She is fat 26 Going off like a frog in a sock.going crazy 11 Loose as a cock in a sock.very loose 34 in two shakes of a lamb's tail.real soon. 22 I smell like a gorilla's arm-pit!I need a shower 13 Showing more toe than a Roman sandle.Showing plenty of guts 31 That would gag a maggot!it's so disgusting it would......gag a maggot 58 Bonzer mate!Great! 40 As happy as a worm in a can on the way home from a fishing trip.~ 26 You wouldn't know if it was Whitsunday Passage, Thursday Island or Friday afternoon.You are not competent to comment on the matter 29 The whole box and dice.The whole lot. 33 You bet your boots that's right!It is certain. 64 Between you me and the gatepost...in confidence. 27 She's put on her best bib and tucker.best clothes 25 Johnny Hopper.copper 33 John Thomas.penis 32 I got here on my Mad Mike.a push bike 26 'till it rains in Marble Bar.never 13 Couldn't pull the skin off a custard / has a custard arm.Weak / Can't throw (sport) 37 A face like a mouthful of mashed up Smarties.Ugly 31 Face like a robber's dog!An ugly girl 33 He's a pain in the Gregory Peck.Pain in the neck 42 Come over 'ere and 'ave an optic at this.Look. (optic nerve=perve) 27 My sky rocket.Hip pocket 38 Time for me to nut and bolt.Bolt-leave in a hurry 29 I'll light the Nelly McGuire.Light the fire 22 You take the mad and silly.Grab the billy. 25 See you at the shake and shiver.Go to the river. 26 Get some mother and daughter will ya?Fetch some water. 42 I'm buggered!I am dead tired. 17 In a brace of shakes.immediately. 26 I've got to catch the Bread & Jam.Tram 33 She thinks her feet don't smell.She believes she is of high class, she is posh. 49 Is the Pope a Catholic?Of course. 45 See ya 'round like a risole.See you later. 39 Mad as a meat axe.Crazy, bananas. 34 Busy as a blowie at a barbie.To be very busy or hyperactive. (blowfly at a BBQ) 27 Few tiles short of a roof.slow , not very quick 12 Pardon for reaching, I just got off tha boat.Excusing one self while reaching across the dinner table for the salt. 18 Two yards faster than a trickel.Very slow. 51 It's Liquid Sunshine.Rain 11 About as funny as a hatful of arseholes.Very funny har har. Said sarcastically. (not funny at all) 27 Why stroll when you can roll?why walk when you can drive? 40 Stuff this for a game of soldiers!Excalamation. Anger, Frustration. 65 Three bangers short of a barbie.dull-witted, slow. 36 Real bunch of odds and sods.bits and pieces. Miscellaneous collection. 50 He's an odd bod.eccentric person, esp with a fixation. 5 He's on the Malcolm Blights.He's drinking light beer Good work Darryl.You Idiot! Refferring to Darryl Beatty. AKA "EL BEATIO 4 Fairies Muff!Fair enough 3 Go like a cut/skinned cat.really quick car 2 That girl is just like Pearl Harbour... she's full of dead sea men.a promiscuous woman Given them the flick.Getting rid of a boyfriend or girlfriend He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.a bit stupid 4 You're a gunna.all talk and no action ie. gunna do this gunna do this & that but never does 5 Where's ya eau de cologne?telephone 16/12/99 60 Hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.A number two. 56 He's about to do his block.Lose control of his temper. 63 Snap off / punch a grogan.Have a shit. 133 Don't piss on my back and tell me it's rainin'!Don't try and con me. 62 You look like a stunned mulletYou look like a senseless fish! 52 Mate, shes as rough as guts/mullet/goats' knees/a pigs breakfast.very rough, crude 38 It's a Clayton's.It's fake. eg: non-alcoholic beer 53 Like two bulldogs fighting under a saddle blanket.what a fat woman's arse looks like when she walks in pants 30 More front than Myers.pushy person 33 To be up the duff.to be pregnant 34 He's a right berk, he is.an idiot 30 Tough/Fit as a Mallee Bull.Damn near invincible. 34 As camp as a row of tents.Homosexual 54 You're a Wally.You are not clever 36 Shit a brick!Excalamation. Rather a shock perhaps 58 He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.weak or incompetent 30 Shut your north and south!Shut your mouth! 36 I've freed Nelson Mandela.taken a crap 95 Stick THAT up ya jumper (or up yer woolly) and smoke it.~ 45 You look like something the wolves ate and shit over a cliff.Ugly 106 I'll have your guts for garters mate!I'm going to get you for that. 4 Up shit creek without a paddle.in a really bad situation with no way out! 7 She wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.She doesn't hold me in a lot of esteem. 24/12/99 2 Standing around like an extra guest/prick at a knock shop wedding.to be standing around uselessly - perjorative if used about someone else - as a sign of irritation at delay if used about oneself. 28/12/99 4 He's a double dick wanker.Way or totally up himself 1/01/00 3 As useless/Useful as a chocolate teapot.Really useless He's got short arms and long pockets.A mean bastard with money. 8/01/00 46 He kicked a sausage roll.kick a goal 61 I'll give it a butchers.Butchers Hook=Look into something 55 I got to take a snakes hiss.piss (urinate) 27 Johnny Horner.corner 43 I'm off to the rub a dub, dub.Rhymes with Pub! 5 I'm on the Al Capone.I'm on the phone. 4 Watch out for the Edgar Brit.Shit 15/01/00 5 A face like the north end of a south bound cow.ugly 3 I'm off like a piece of rotten cheese.I'm leaving 7 As pissed as a newt.drunk Up the creek in a barbed wire canoe.stuffed 6 Tighter than a fish's areshole at 20,000 fathoms.tight bugger with money 16/01/00 5 Mean as a mysogynist's dick.1) Picky or particular. 2) Not free with money. 18/01/00 38 Darwin -where everything bites but the butterflies.~ 36 Going for a Rodney.Have a shit. Rod Hogg=Bog 54 You could hang your wet duffel coat on those.She's got prominent nipples 85 You've got two chances: Buckley's and noneyou've got slim or no chance, faint hope. 37 Couldn't give a fat rat's clacker.Couldn't care less! Make mine an unleaded.I'll have a light beer 34 Great Salt Lake Cities!A woman is endowed with fantastic breasts. 19/01/00 57 Froth and Bubblemeans trouble 30 He has no JT (jam tart).Has no ticker, no heart, no commitment... 7 It's your Wally Grout!It's your shout. (turn to buy beers) 23/01/00 42 Bugger Off!Shove off, get lost. 26/01/00 62 Dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.Extremely dry in the mouth 27/01/00 13 All froth and no beer.Full of himself [not rightly so] 11 Put your hands in your skyrocket mate, it's your Wally Grout.Put your hands in your pocket mate, it's your shout. 29/01/00 47 As lonely as a bandicoot on a burnt ridge.~ 31/01/00 33 I'm busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking competitionI am extremely well occupied at this juncture 2/02/00 67 He's a horses hoof.poof (homosexual) Rhyming slang 11 W.A.F.I.Wind Assisted Fucking Idiot. (sailing) 24 Teeth to tail ratio.Active personnel to administration. 5 He is having a Cape Shank!He is having a wank. 4 I'm going for a Les Kiss.Going for a piss 7 She wears strap-ons.She's a Lesbian. 3/02/00 4 Looks like something the chooks have been scratching in.It's untidy. 7/02/00 97 Dry as a fuck with no foreplay.Very thirsty 67 Up and down like a whore's drawers.~ 49 She's in the pudding club.pregnant 88 I couldn't give a rats arse.don't care 185 Bangs like a dunny door in a storm.Has sex a lot. 51 Don't forget that Septic Tank's in town.Septic Tank = Yank 57 It's a Rip Snorter.It's great. 55 There's a brown dog barking at the back door.I need to have a shit 56 Pig's arse!!Absolutely, undeniably, inarguably NO WAY!!!! 46 Here comes a bible-basher.a person of excessive religous zeal. Uses narrow bibial interpretations. 90 Head was so far up his arse if he farted he would whistle.~ 42 Up ya Bundy!Up your Bum! (Bundaberg Rum=Bum. 49 He's a Woolly Wolf.He is a poof; a homosexual. 75 Shes been entered more times than Tattslotto.She's had plenty of sexual partners 46 What are ya bumping your gums about?what are you talking about? 74 It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.The turd I excreted this morning was bloody huge!!! 7 I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners.I hope something horrible happens to you 8/02/00 3 Thicker than a 2 dollar watch without the workings.Not bright. 4 As thick as a wharfie's (or brickie's) sandwich.dopey 6 Gotta go to the Werris.Werris creek=leak. 5 As crooked as a dog's hind leg.not on the straight and narrow path... 9/02/00 62 Go home to the ball and chain.wife 7 Having the shits.being irritable 4 He's / She's got a face like a busted arse!ugly as sin 3 Off like grannys pants.really bad, disgusting 5 Don't forget ya stay afloat!don't forget your coat He's an up hill gardener.poof 4 As useful as springs on a ballerinas' shoe!(sarcasticly) real useful. 3 As silly as a goose.Stupid 8 Stick it up your lemonade and sars!Stick it up your arse! (sars=sarsparella) 3 He/She is tinny.they are lucky 4 He/She is arsey.they are lucky 7 I'm feeling a bit crook.feeling sick. 4 As full as a bulls arse in the middle of spring.Couldn't eat another thing 16 A few Holdens short of a carpark.stupid 10 Does the Pope tuck his shirt in with a wooden spoon?Natch....... 4 He's spittin' blood.very angry 6 Check the lungs on that!nice pair of tits 8 Show us your dribbly bits!Female Genitalia 3 He's Done the Barry Manilow.Done the Bolt 10/02/00 136 Pass the dead horse.Tomato Sauce 70 I wouldn't touch it with a forty foot pole.~ 69 Welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem or a synagogue.Not popular. 111 Fair crack of the whip!I appeal for ethical behaviour 75 Off to the bog to leave an offering.A sewer deposit. 109 He spat the dummy.mega pissed off 84 Well that's down the gurgler.~ 67 Lower than a snake's belly.~ 91 Fair suck of the sav!sav=saveloy=Frankerfurt. Fair go! Give me a break! 81 You've got tickets on yourself mate!Someone who thinks a lot of themselves 96 You've got some face fungus.needs a shave 82 Trouble and strife and billy lids.wife and kids 91 I feel like a dog's breakfast.Feel pretty awful. 122 Seven sandwiches short of a picnic.~ 88 Yer so thin you'd have to run around in a the shower to get wet.~ 69 I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat.I need a drink 109 A few crumbs short of a biscuit.neuron impaired 82 Know yer! I'd know your skin if I saw it hanging on a bush.~ 70 Couldn't lie straight in bed.people know your lying 67 About as useful/handy as pockets on a singlet.effing useless 86 That's about as funny as a kick in the head.~ 104 What do you think it is, Bushweek?I'm not a dumb cocky from the bush you can't put it over me 73 I'm 'aving a dogs eye and dead 'orse.Meat pie and sauce 76 A shingle short on the roof of life.a bit slow 7 After all the rain it's still only half way up the ducks.Didn't get us anywhere; Don't worry. Water is always half up on ducks. 5 Wetter than a sock in a puddle.a lot of rain 7 So thin she wouldn't cast a shadow.self explanatory 8 He couldn't drive a knife through soft butter.A bad driver. 7 A David Gower.A Shower 8 Trick cy