| Tally | Sayings |
|---|
| 821 | May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
insult |
| 572 | Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Very rare |
| 539 | Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
~ |
| 522 | Off like a bride's nightie.
Very quickly. |
| 519 | Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!
~ |
| 490 | About as useful as tits on a bull.
useless |
| 477 | Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.
~ |
| 476 | You must be the world's only living brain donor.
dumb or stupid to the extreme |
| 463 | Got you by the short and curlies.
Got you on a short leash.... pubic hairs! |
| 450 | He's floggin the log/dog again!
Havin' a wank. (Masturbating) |
| 445 | Give birth to a politician.
To have a shit. |
| 444 | A few wanks short of an orgasm.
not all there |
| | The most fun you can have with your pants on.
~ |
| 433 | Busier than a one armed Sydney cab driver with the crabs.
~ |
| 393 | She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
not discriminating about sexual partners |
| 389 | I'm not pissing in your pocket mate!
I'm giving to you straight. |
| 376 | Up at a sparrows fart.
got up very early in the morning |
| 363 | A good root and a fart would kill him.
He's weak. |
| 361 | Drier than a nuns nasty.
~ |
| 336 | He had a head on him like a sucked mango.
~ |
| 321 | One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin.
~ |
| | He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.
~ |
| 314 | Built like a brick shithouse.
1) [sarcastic] weak 2) Extremely well built person!-usually a woman |
| 305 | Gonna drain me dragon.
urinate |
| 299 | May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
You're basically scum |
| 297 | Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
~ |
| 289 | Flat out like a lizard drinking.
hard work, busy. (But originally sarcastically) |
| 288 | May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
~ |
| 271 | Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn't get better than this!
~ |
| 262 | He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.
Doesn't have it together |
| 251 | So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!
~ |
| 250 | Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
can't organise anything |
| 233 | I'm going to give birth to your twin!
Have a shit |
| 232 | I hope the hairs up your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you
~ |
| 227 | If I wanted to talk to an asshole like you, I would 've farted!
Go away and leave me alone |
| 221 | Oh, pull your lip over your head and swallow!
Go away or shut up. |
| 208 | If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards.
~ |
| 202 | Ugly as a hatful/bucket of arseholes.
~ |
| 198 | Ya bloody wombat.
Insult |
| 185 | Bangs like a dunny door in a storm.
Has sex a lot. |
| | He couldn't find his arse with both hands, even if his fingers were flashlights!
Real busy, or real stupid |
| 180 | Sticks like shit to a blanket.
~ |
| 179 | About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Of absolutely no use... |
| 178 | He must have 2 penises...he couldn't be that stupid from pulling one.
Stupid |
| 166 | A little more choke and he would have started!
Said of someone who farts loudly in a crowded room. |
| 164 | You have an IQ of 2 , and it takes 3 to grunt!
~ |
| 160 | More arse than class.
~ |
| 159 | May the all pores of your skin turn into little assholes and cover you in shit!
Insult |
| 156 | Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse
Is a lousy driver |
| | Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.
Stupid or confused |
| 153 | Got a face like a bashed in shit can.
Insult |
| 151 | Couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.
unlucky,stupid, ignorant just plain dumb usually refers to bad management |
| 147 | I'll go and have a Captain Cook.
go for a look |
| 145 | He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
weak |
| 144 | Seen better legs on a table.
Cellulite city. Fat legs. |
| | As welcome as a fart in a phone box.
Get out of here |
| 141 | Stroll to the gravy bowl.
Go to the toilet. |
| | Wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful.
The quiet type |
| 140 | You're a waste of sperm/space/air.
~ |
| 136 | Pass the dead horse.
Tomato Sauce |
| 135 | Get a woolly dog up ya.
get lost |
| 134 | Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.
~ |
| 133 | Don't piss on my back and tell me it's rainin'!
Don't try and con me. |
| 131 | Fuck me drunk!
I can't believe it. |
| 130 | Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Don't get agitated. |
| | Pissed as a fart.
had a little too much to drink. |
| | He wouldn't work in an iron lung
Lazy. |
| 124 | I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat from a Japanese Sumo wrestler's jockstrap.
~ |
| 123 | Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
Be thankful for what you've got. |
| 122 | I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!
~ |
| | Seven sandwiches short of a picnic.
~ |
| 121 | You're as handy as shit on a stick.
your not much help |
| | Couldn't fix a root in a brothel!
Can't organise anything. |
| 120 | If it was raining palaces, I'd get hit by a dunny door.
~ |
| 119 | Her! She's got a face like a smacked arse.
Boy! You are ugly |
| | I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.
~ |
| 118 | May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
~ |
| 116 | Seen better heads in a piss trough.
Ugly. |
| 114 | A stubbie/can short of a six pack.
Missing some sense |
| 113 | Couldn't organise a fart in a chillie eating contest.
not good at organisation |
| | Sticks out like dog's balls.
Doesn't fit in, out of place. |
| 112 | (insultingly) Ankles.
three feet lower than a cunt or the only thing seen out of the boss's arse - a suckup |
| | clear as mud
unclear |
| 111 | Fair crack of the whip!
I appeal for ethical behaviour |
| 110 | So unlucky that if it were raining virgins he would be struck in the head by a poof.
Really unlucky. |
| 109 | A few crumbs short of a biscuit.
neuron impaired |
| | He spat the dummy.
mega pissed off |
| 107 | Ya bloody galah!
You slow witted one. |
| | Lower than a snake's armpit / arsehole.
Pretty underhanded |
| 106 | I'll have your guts for garters mate!
I'm going to get you for that. |
| | No more sense than a native bear, an' not half as good-lookin'.
Dumb |
| 105 | Another beer? Na, better hit the frog 'n toad.
Road. |
| 104 | What do you think it is, Bushweek?
I'm not a dumb cocky from the bush you can't put it over me |
| 103 | Where the crows fly backwards.
remote outback, strange place |
| 102 | You're as good as two blondes put together.
Not very smart |
| | As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike/water-ski/surf-board.
useless |
| | As useful as lips on a chicken.
not worth a damned |
| 101 | Tighter than a fish's arse.
that's watertight |
| 100 | He's off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.
I am out of here! |
| 99 | Crack a Fat
what the Americans so blandly call a "hard-on". |
| | As funny as a fart in an elevator/space suit/sleeping bag.
not |
| | He's on the dog and bone.
telephone |
| 97 | Dry as a fuck with no foreplay.
Very thirsty |
| | You got the rough end of the pineapple.
~ |
| 96 | You've got some face fungus.
needs a shave |
| 95 | He has F.I.T.H. Syndrome.
He's fucked in the head (stupid) |
| | Stick THAT up ya jumper (or up yer woolly) and smoke it.
~ |
| | What a load of codswollip.
~ |
| 94 | Shit stinks, eggs don't bounce and you can't buy generals in a general store.
Answer to the question "Whaddya know?" |
| | Sure as there's cold shit in a dead cat.
the certainty of the situation |
| 93 | You usless kiwi import.
~ |
| | Stone the (flaming) crows!
~ |
| 92 | I need that like a submarine needs a screen door.
~ |
| 91 | If your I. Q. were 2 points higher it would be the same as a bloody stone.
Pretty dumb. |
| | I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Feel pretty awful. |
| | Fair suck of the sav!
sav=saveloy=Frankerfurt. Fair go! Give me a break! |
| | Fits like a bum in a bucket.
~ |
| 90 | Head was so far up his arse if he farted he would whistle.
~ |
| | My back teeth are floating.
I'm in real need of a piss |
| | I could eat the horse and chase the rider/jockey.
yer bloody hungry! |
| | Mad/Silly as a cut snake.
~ |
| 89 | He couldn't drive a nail into a bucket of water.
to a hopeless driver |
| | Tighter than a bull's arse at fly time.
~ |
| 88 | Wouldn't know if his arse was on fire.
Stupid Person |
| | I couldn't give a rats arse.
don't care |
| | Dumber than a box / wagon load of rocks.
Not troubled by intelligence |
| | Yer so thin you'd have to run around in a the shower to get wet.
~ |
| 87 | Drinking with Pat Malone
drinking alone |
| | As greasy as a butchers prick!
~ |
| 86 | That's about as funny as a kick in the head.
~ |
| | A few sausages short of a BBQ.
~ |
| 85 | You've got two chances: Buckley's and none
you've got slim or no chance, faint hope. |
| 84 | Go and stick your head up a dead bear's bum.
Koala bear that is! |
| | Well that's down the gurgler.
~ |
| 82 | Know yer! I'd know your skin if I saw it hanging on a bush.
~ |
| | Trouble and strife and billy lids.
wife and kids |
| 81 | Face like a smashed crab.
ugly |
| | You've got tickets on yourself mate!
Someone who thinks a lot of themselves |
| | So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.
Stingy person - will not buy a round of beers. |
| 80 | In more shit than a faggot's finger.
In big trouble |
| | As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Ugly |
| | Hornier than a three balled tomcat.
Watch out pussies! |
| | So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.
~ |
| | Well, bugger me dead! / bugger me blind!
Exclamination |
| | Love to stay and count our brain cells one by one, but we can't.
No time. |
| 79 | He's having a Barry Crocker. (or Joe Crocker)
a Shocker. A bad time. |
| | Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Pretty ugly |
| 78 | You little bugger.
Brat, pain in the arse. |
| | He's a bit whiffy under the Warwick's
Warwick short for Warwick Farm (Arm), meaning underarm odour |
| | Awning over the toy shop.
awning equals beer gut and so toyshop is... |
| 77 | I'll fix your Jack and Jill.
Pay for the bill |
| 76 | A shingle short on the roof of life.
a bit slow |
| | As cunning/crazy/sly as a shithouse rat.
~ |
| | Put the hard word on.
Ask for sex bluntly |
| 75 | Shes been entered more times than Tattslotto.
She's had plenty of sexual partners |
| | Syphon the python
Urinate |
| | Off to the bog to leave an offering.
A sewer deposit. |
| 74 | It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly.
The turd I excreted this morning was bloody huge!!! |
| 73 | She's up on blocks.
She's got her period. |
| | I'm 'aving a dogs eye and dead 'orse.
Meat pie and sauce |
| | As rare/scarce as hen's teeth.
Rare |
| | It's not worth a brass razoo.
Not even worth a penny. |
| 72 | He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
weak |
| | Doing the Chocolate Cha Cha.
Anal Intercourse |
| | Blunter then a nun's cunt.
~ |
| 71 | Happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
~ |
| 70 | Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole.
Ugly as all S... |
| | Shut your cake hole.
~ |
| | Couldn't lie straight in bed.
people know your lying |
| | I wouldn't touch it with a forty foot pole.
~ |
| 69 | I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat.
I need a drink |
| | I wore my bag of fruit yesterday.
I wore a suit. |
| | Welcome as a pork chop in Jerusalem or a synagogue.
Not popular. |
| | Dry as a witch's tit (in the desert).
Very Thirsty |
| 68 | I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.
Obvious insult. |
| | We're in the middle of bloody woop-woop.
To be lost, to be in the middle of nowhere. |
| | He wouldn't know if a brass band was up him unless he got the drum!
~ |
| 67 | He's a horses hoof.
poof (homosexual) Rhyming slang |
| | About as useful/handy as pockets on a singlet.
effing useless |
| | Does a fat dog fart?
yes |
| | Up and down like a whore's drawers.
~ |
| | Lower than a snake's belly.
~ |
| 66 | He did like a horses dick, and hit the road.
He left! |
| | Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish.
~ |
| | As slow as a wet week.
That's slow. |
| | Face like a mallee root.
ugly |
| | You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.
~ |
| 65 | Three bangers short of a barbie.
dull-witted, slow. |
| | A few tinnies short of a slab.
slow in thinking |
| | Were you on the porcelain telephone?
vomiting into the loo! |
| | Ya bloods worth bottling!
your great! |
| | He could talk a dog off a meatwagon.
~ |
| 64 | Between you me and the gatepost...
in confidence. |
| | He's a lousy bastard.
A mean miserable man. |
| | Cock-and-bull stories.
absurd, unlikely story, claiming to be true. |
| | Well, strike me pink!
~ |
| 63 | Arh, stick your head up your Kyber Pass.
Arse |
| | He's as full as a goog.
full, so drunk he can't stand up |
| | What's your crust, mate?
What do you do for a living? |
| | Snap off / punch a grogan.
Have a shit. |
| | Get off yer high horse.
Your arrogance is unacceptable |
| 62 | Dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards.
Extremely dry in the mouth |
| | Go home to the ball and chain.
wife |
| | You look like a stunned mullet
You look like a senseless fish! |
| 61 | Full as a fat lady's knickers/socks.
Couldn't have any more food/drink |
| | I'll give it a butchers.
Butchers Hook=Look into something |
| 60 | Couldn't run a bath!
hopeless at organizing, running a business |
| | Fucked in the head.
No brains, not quite all there |
| | He shoots blanks.
Sterile |
| | At the drop of a hat.
At any excuse. |
| | Hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave.
A number two. |
| 59 | Be buggered if I know.
I don't have a clue |
| | You can't have one foot either side of the fence if its made from barbed wire.
Sir Joe quote |
| | Hold on to yer horses!
Just wait for a second. |
| | Last about as long as a fart would in a blizzard.
~ |
| 58 | She could scare buzzards off of a meat wagon!
She's ugly |
| | The lights are on, but no-one's home.
A slow person, not all up there. |
| | He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door.
weak or incompetent |
| | Bonzer mate!
Great! |
| | On your bike!
Get out of here |
| | Thick as a lump of 4 X 2. (four by two)
not well endowed with grey matter |
| | Don't come the raw prawn with me mate!
don't delude/try to trick me. To let someone know you don't believe them |
| | Mad! He's as mad as a gum-tree full of galahs!
~ |
| 57 | She was so ugly that when she walked on the beach even the sewerage got up and left!
Fairly obvious insult. |
| | It's a Rip Snorter.
It's great. |
| | Froth and Bubble
means trouble |
| | I'm gonna strangle a brownie.
Nothing to do with girl scouts! |
| | He's got a raging hard on.
~ |
| 56 | Pig's arse!!
Absolutely, undeniably, inarguably NO WAY!!!! |
| | How are ya, me ol' china?
How are you, friend? |
| | You're as ugly as a box of blowflies.
Insult |
| | She goes like the clappers.
Move fast |
| | He's about to do his block.
Lose control of his temper. |
| 55 | I'm buggered, broke and bewildered.
stuffed - underpaid & overworked |
| | Reg Grundys
= undies |
| | You half-pie poofter.
~ |
| | I got to take a snakes hiss.
piss (urinate) |
| | There's a brown dog barking at the back door.
I need to have a shit |
| | If I fell in a barrel of bosoms, I'd come out sucking my thumb.
Unlucky |
| | Like a rat up a rope/drainpipe.
very quickly |
| | That's piss weak beer!
Not worth anything. Weak. |
| | Takin' the kids to the pool.
Going to the loo. |
| | Flash as a rat with a gold tooth.
~ |
| | Stop pissing in his pocket.
Stop trying to ingratiate yourself with him |
| 54 | Hey mate! Wanna root?
wanna have sex? |
| | You could hang your wet duffel coat on those.
She's got prominent nipples |
| | You're a Wally.
You are not clever |
| | He's True Blue.
Real Aussie |
| | As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat.
Not handy at all |
| | He'd make a cat laugh.
~ |
| | Go to buggery!
Get lost, go away. |
| 53 | Did you see her Tasmania?
female pubic area. (Tassie Map) |
| | Couldn't drive ducks to water.
A hopeless car driver |
| | Crissed as a picket.
pissed as a cricket (it is spelt right) |
| | Like two bulldogs fighting under a saddle blanket.
what a fat woman's arse looks like when she walks in pants |
| | Bashing the bishop.
Masturbation |
| | So mean, he would steal the gold fillings out of his grandmothers grave.
~ |
| | Left like a shag on a rock.
result of unpopularity |
| | Gotta go have a slash.
Gotta urinate. |
| 52 | The lift doesn't go to the top floor/all the way to the top.
not very bright |
| | I smell bacon.
Said when you see the cops!!! |
| | I don't know who's fucking skinning this cat, but I'm getting scratched.
why don't you keep your mind on the bloody job !! |
| | I told him a real Porky pie.
lie (rhyming slang) |
| | Mate, shes as rough as guts/mullet/goats' knees/a pigs breakfast.
very rough, crude |
| | Yer pulling my chain mate!
you are fooling me |
| | Mean! He was so mean he wouldn't even let his dog drink from a mirage.
~ |
| | Yer draggin the chain.
You are somewhat tardy. |
| 51 | It's Liquid Sunshine.
Rain |
| | Well FMD!
Fuck Me Dead! (expression of surprise) |
| | I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe.
She very fuckable. |
| | Fits like a finger in a bum.
It's tight. |
| | Even Blind Freddy could see it.
Very obvious |
| | Don't forget that Septic Tank's in town.
Septic Tank = Yank |
| | To get off at Redfern.
coitus interrupts |
| | Him! He couldn't catch a cold!
in poor form, not quick (Sport) |
| | Your face is like a twisted ugg boot.
Insult |
| | To do your lolly.
~ |
| | Cold as a polar bear's behind.
~ |
| 50 | He's an odd bod.
eccentric person, esp with a fixation. |
| | Had to do the Harold Holt out of there.
a Bolt. Run. |
| 49 | He's a Woolly Wolf.
He is a poof; a homosexual. |
| | Is the Pope a Catholic?
Of course. |
| | She's as ugly as a mud fence in a rainstorm.
~ |
| | Don't invite that mangy old bastard.
Don't invite him as he is mean with his money and/or gifts. |
| | A few dice short of Yahtzee.
Not very intelligent or mentally incapable |
| | A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
the uncertainty of success |
| | She's in the pudding club.
pregnant |
| | So hungry I could eat the arse/crutch out of a low flying duck.
I'm really hungry! |
| | He's a full quid.
He is above average IQ |
| 48 | Ridgy Didge!
even more then 'Fair Dinkum' |
| | Geez your brothers ugly! / Jesus Christ your sister is ugly!
Said to a twin as an insult. |
| | He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle
Looks deleriously happy or satisfied |
| | As common as a cat/dog in Springvale.
Rare. (Alluding to Vietnamese eating dogs/cats) |
| | Stiff as a wedding night/Saturday night prick.
Sore from exertion/exercise |
| 47 | I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.
Very hungry |
| | I'd better ask me cheese'n'kisses first.
Ask the missus. |
| | Popular as a mangy dog.
Not popular. |
| | He couldn't get a kick in a cow yard.
to a useless football player |
| | Drilling for Vegemite.
Anal Intercourse |
| | As old as Adam.
~ |
| | As lonely as a bandicoot on a burnt ridge.
~ |
| | Well, root me boot!
~ |
| | I'm humping my bluey.
bluey=swag + hump=carry |
| 46 | Your face looks like a cats arse!
you are ugly |
| | What are ya bumping your gums about?
what are you talking about? |
| | Did you get a peking duck?
Did you get a f**k |
| | Here comes a bible-basher.
a person of excessive religous zeal. Uses narrow bibial interpretations. |
| | Carrying on like a pork chop.
overexited, hyperactive |
| | Suck it an' see
Find out for yourself. |
| | Putting on me stubbies & thongs.
Dressing up - tuxedo/suit |
| | He kicked a sausage roll.
kick a goal |
| | And you can bet London to a brick on that!
~ |
| 45 | If his brain was made of electricity, he'd be a walking blackout.
Not bright. |
| | You look like something the wolves ate and shit over a cliff.
Ugly |
| | See ya 'round like a risole.
See you later. |
| | They ought to slap a cows cunt over his head and get a bull to fuck some sense into him!
~ |
| | Stuff/Fuck you and the horse you rode on!
general term of contempt or strong disagreement |
| | She's colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere.
a cold or sexless woman. |
| | Like making love in a canoe.
Referring to a weak beer, because it's FN near water |
| | He' s all shine, no shoes.
He's a fake, a fraud |
| | It's within cooee of here.
close by, within calling |
| | There's a claggy on your waggy!
You dog's got a dirty behind |
| | I'll give yer curry.
I will assault you orally. |
| | Shoot through like a Bondi tram.
Leave in a hurry. |
| 44 | We are next to the marble orchard.
a cemetery. |
| | I'm going to have me a dingo's breakfast.
A piss and a look around. |
| | Your grasping at straws there.
getting desperate |
| | I'll give yer a bell.
I will phone you |
| | Full as a fat man's undies.
Had enough to eat |
| | Does Jack Newton swim in circles?
Of course! Naturally, yes. |
| 43 | What will you do for a face when the monkey wants it's arse back?
You're ugly |
| | I'm off to the rub a dub, dub.
Rhymes with Pub! |
| | Could I bludge a fag?
Can I have a cigarette |
| | Needed as a back pocket in a tshirt.
Not useful. |
| 42 | Bugger Off!
Shove off, get lost. |
| | A mob of monkey's would piss more than this.
a guide to how much rain is coming down |
| | Why don't you pull a brown-eye and show us your stretch marks?
a way of putting down a heckler |
| | I'm buggered!
I am dead tired. |
| | Up ya Bundy!
Up your Bum! (Bundaberg Rum=Bum. |
| | Come over 'ere and 'ave an optic at this.
Look. (optic nerve=perve) |
| | She's been hit with the fugley stick too many times.
she's real ugly. |
| | Berkshire hunt.
cunt |
| | Had a blue.
Had a fight |
| | I was driving the porcelain/ceramic bus this morning.
to throw up (vomit) down the toilet bowl |
| | Go water a horse.
go urinate |
| | Choke a brown dog.
~ |
| | She's more emotional than a Bob Hawke book launch.
~ |
| 41 | Veranda over the toolshed.
Belly over the male gentials |
| | He's got a Ned Kelly on 'im.
belly |
| | Cobblers awls.
balls |
| | Come in, spinner.
Let's go. |
| | Couldn't kill him with an axe.
The bugger just won't die. |
| 40 | Stuff this for a game of soldiers!
Excalamation. Anger, Frustration. |
| | As happy as a worm in a can on the way home from a fishing trip.
~ |
| | As useful as a fart in a hurricane.
~ |
| | He's about as useful as a nun's cunt.
Not useful at all |
| | Her cherry has been pushed back so far, she could use it a tail light.
~ |
| | The engine's conked out.
died, break down. |
| | I'm off to the waterhole.
Off to the pub |
| | Going twenty to the dozen.
Going top speed |
| | Hold back your brumbies mate!
calm yourself down |
| | Gone through that like a dose of salts!
~ |
| 39 | Mad as a meat axe.
Crazy, bananas. |
| | Couldn't get a kick in a stampede.
Useless football player. |
| | She's apples mate!
Everything's all right |
| | Madder than a baptist in a brothel.
really angry |
| | What a load of old cobblers!
load of nonsense. |
| | Several palings short of a fence.
~ |
| | Too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny.
Hopeless. |
| | Doesn't know if it's Pitt Street or Christmas.
Pitt Street= major St in Sydney, full of lights. |
| | He's so short he has to stand on his head to get his foot in the stirrup.
~ |
| 38 | Not since JC played full-back for the Arabs.
A long time ago. |
| | Time for me to nut and bolt.
Bolt-leave in a hurry |
| | There's a potato peeler for ya.
rhyming slang = shiela |
| | (I'm so hungry) I could chew the crutch out of a low-flying vulture.
BLOODY Hungry! |
| | Wouldn't be dead for Quids!
Having to much fun! |
| | If it was raining bikini clad women, I'd be washed down the gutter with a truck driver.
No luck whatsoever |
| | Going to drain the one-eyed trouser snake.
Urinate |
| | It's a Clayton's.
It's fake. eg: non-alcoholic beer |
| | Up and down like a mad woman's shit/custard.
Something which is 'all over the place'. ie a rough track |
| | Darwin -where everything bites but the butterflies.
~ |
| | Full as a fairy's phone book.
full of grog |
| | Don't get off your bike.
Calm down |
| 37 | I'm fucking this cow, you're just holding the tail out of the way.
I'm doing the job, you're only watching. |
| | Make mine an unleaded.
I'll have a light beer |
| | Couldn't give a fat rat's clacker.
Couldn't care less! |
| | Ugly as a deep sea racing mullet!
Ugly chick |
| | A face like a mouthful of mashed up Smarties.
Ugly |
| | Dryer than an Arab's fart.
Thirsty |
| | Bullshit Castle.
Australia's Parliament House |
| | I'm up the apple and pears.
up the stairs |
| | A two headed Tasmanian.
~ |
| | Damn dunny budgies!
what flies and hangs around dunnies? |
| 36 | Real bunch of odds and sods.
bits and pieces. Miscellaneous collection. |
| | Couldn't produce a fart in a licorice factory.
See: Useless as tits on a bull |
| | I've freed Nelson Mandela.
taken a crap |
| | Shit a brick!
Excalamation. Rather a shock perhaps |
| | Japanese riding boots.
Thongs |
| | See the Lawn pizza?
Steaming pile of vomit left on your front yard when your mates leave after a drinking session. |
| | A few chops short of a barbie.
not all there |
| | Twenty/a few cents short of a dollar.
not all there- crazy |
| | Going for a Rodney.
Have a shit. Rod Hogg=Bog |
| | Feeding the chooks.
Masturbation, wanking |
| | As fresh as a hand full of gum leaves.
~ |
| | Up to the apricots with an eurasian air hostess.
~ |
| 35 | Having a bludge.
Not working |
| | It's hotter than a whore in heat.
it's really hot |
| | I am as dry as a nun's tit.
I'm thirsty |
| | She wouldn't say dick if her mouth was full of it!!
dosn't say much |
| | Did 'is block.
Lost his temper |
| | 23 less the carton.
To say a person is "23 less the carton" alludes to a carton of beer, which has 24 cans. |
| | Does a Koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo?
Most likely |
| | He's got the good oil.
~ |
| 34 | Great Salt Lake Cities!
A woman is endowed with fantastic breasts. |
| | Busy as a blowie at a barbie.
To be very busy or hyperactive. (blowfly at a BBQ) |
| | Who's rootin' this cat? Your just holdin' the tail.
You are not competent to comment on the matter |
| | in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
real soon. |
| | As camp as a row of tents.
Homosexual |
| | He's a right berk, he is.
an idiot |
| | Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it
Big Mouth |
| | As happy as Larry.
~ |
| | You'll never find that this side of the black stump.
the black stump is a legendary location outback. |
| | Short of a sheet of bark.
weak of intellect |
| | I'll stick yer bloody bum on the barbie.
I'm so mad I going to hit you then stick you on a hot barbecue |
| | Don't whip the cat.
Don't cry over split milk |
| 33 | I'm so hungry I could eat the crack of Daw |