Here's my Top Ten

My selection from the latest of the hundreds of sayings collected on these pages. These are in ascending order so my number one saying in the last (bottom) one. If you like them, vote for them too!

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19Make like a guillotine and head off.
Got to get going
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18Mate, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!
a rather undesirable woman
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17Strike me bloody handsome!
give me a break
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16You smell worse than a dingo left in a shit hole for a year!
you funcking reak sunshine! (Smell awful)
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15Wanna go halves in a rape charge?
What do you think of that Woman?
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14Bumping ya gums.
Talking too much
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13If his brain was made of electricity, he'd be a walking blackout.
Not bright.
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12Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Nervous
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11Dunking the doughnut.
A woman going for a swim
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10If brains were dynamite, he could blow the dust from his ears.
thick as a brick
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9He's got a head like a Dirrambandi mailbox: big and empty.
A slow-witted (and possibly oafish) person. Dirrambandi mailboxes are huge water drums... but people there don't receive much mail, so they're pointless!
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8Sharp as a beachball.
Not very bright/quick.
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7Wouldn't have that trouble if it had fur around it.
used when another is having trouble trying to insert one object inside another - eg trying to screw a bolt into an awkward spot in a motor.
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6Was yer father a glassmaker?
Move! I can't see through you.
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5In a battle of wits, he'd be completely unarmed!
Not bright.
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4Gunna char some mystery bags.
cook some sausages on the barbecue
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3To let fluffy off the chain.
to fart
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2It's so cold, me headlights are on high beam.
Also known as Nippelus Erectus
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1Man's not a camel.
Get me a beer
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The End.