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Sayings
Make like a cattle dog and get the flock out of here.
leave - go - time to go
Watch out for Joe Blakes.
snakes
What's for tea? Bread and duck under the table.
you'll see!
Couldn't drive a wet soapy finger up his own ass.
can't drive
She could suck a golfball thru 40ft of garden hose.
great blowjob
So up herself she needs a refidex to find her way out.
loves herself
Thinks hes top shit.
up himself
You're enough to give diarrhoea the shits!
a person really annoys the hell out of you!
She has a room temperature IQ.
she's not real bright mate !
Give us a Nellie Bligh.
Meat Pie
There you go - a dog with false teeth.
something you don't see every day
Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deckchairs
really, really dumb
Give us a gander!
Give me a look.
Have a perve, Shirle.
(female) To look at a man.
Have a perve, Merve.
To look lustfully at a (young) lady.
Live on the smell of an oily rag.
to survive on minimum food or income.
It runs on the smell of an oily rag.
an economical car
If you're not carefull, I'll paddywack your drumstick!
Threat that is often used to naughty children.
Out in the sticks!
you live in a rural area or outback.
Stiff cheddar!
tough luck
Hard cheese mate!
Bad luck mate!
That's stiff cheese mate.
That's bad luck.
He's feeling pretty snakey today.
someone in a bad mood and ready to bite your head off
Play the goanna.
meaning pianna (piano)
This is a right cock up!
made a mess of it
Use a bit of elbow grease will ya!
put more effort into what you are doing.
He/she has a head like a racing tadpole.
pretty damned ugly
He's as useless as tits on a tomcat.
absolutely no use at all
The End.