Date Tally Sayings 10/05/00 15 To talk to God on the big white telephone.to throw up (vomit) 445 Give birth to a politician.To have a shit. 490 About as useful as tits on a bull.useless 288 May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.~ 9/05/00 70 Shut your cake hole.~ 46 Did you get a peking duck?Did you get a f**k 28 All these butternut snaps.rhyming slang = a jap 113 Couldn't organise a fart in a chillie eating contest.not good at organisation 21 Shite and tolley balls.shit and shit 164 You have an IQ of 2 , and it takes 3 to grunt!~ 42 Berkshire hunt.cunt 144 Seen better legs on a table.Cellulite city. Fat legs. 93 You usless kiwi import.~ 89 He couldn't drive a nail into a bucket of water.to a hopeless driver 233 I'm going to give birth to your twin!Have a shit 250 Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.can't organise anything 444 A few wanks short of an orgasm.not all there 198 Ya bloody wombat.Insult 297 Too slow to keep worms in a tin.~ 305 Gonna drain me dragon.urinate 821 May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.insult 450 He's floggin the log/dog again!Havin' a wank. (Masturbating) 522 Off like a bride's nightie.Very quickly. 8/05/00 15 Sharp as a beachball.Not very bright/quick. 8 Make like a guillotine and head off.Got to get going 13 Fair dinkum.1) It's the truth. 2) Exclamation! 3) Is it the truth? He's not the full quid.Stupid 8 Gunna char some mystery bags.cook some sausages on the barbecue 27 Wouldn't have that trouble if it had fur around it.used when another is having trouble trying to insert one object inside another - eg trying to screw a bolt into an awkward spot in a motor. 12 Raining cats and dogs.Rain so heavy that everthing is coming down. 14 So cold it'll freeze the balls on a brass monkey.coooold (brass monkey being the three balls that hang outside a pawn shop ) 23 If brains were dynamite, he could blow the dust from his ears.thick as a brick 299 May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.You're basically scum 92 I need that like a submarine needs a screen door.~ 107 Ya bloody galah!You slow witted one. 130 Don't get your knickers in a knot.Don't get agitated. 93 Stone the (flaming) crows!~ 147 I'll go and have a Captain Cook.go for a look 97 You got the rough end of the pineapple.~ 95 What a load of codswollip.~ 363 A good root and a fart would kill him.He's weak. 572 Scarce as rocking horse shit.Very rare 7/05/00 23 It's so cold, me headlights are on high beam.Also known as Nippelus Erectus 28 Mate, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!a rather undesirable woman 18 Wanna go halves in a rape charge?What do you think of that Woman? 68 I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.Obvious insult. 110 So unlucky that if it were raining virgins he would be struck in the head by a poof.Really unlucky. 48 Geez your brothers ugly! / Jesus Christ your sister is ugly!Said to a twin as an insult. 159 May the all pores of your skin turn into little assholes and cover you in shit!Insult 178 He must have 2 penises...he couldn't be that stupid from pulling one.Stupid 6/05/00 361 Drier than a nuns nasty.~ 463 Got you by the short and curlies.Got you on a short leash.... pubic hairs! 433 Busier than a one armed Sydney cab driver with the crabs.~ 477 Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.~ 4/05/00 6 Bumping ya gums.Talking too much 476 You must be the world's only living brain donor.dumb or stupid to the extreme 3/05/00 3 Thats about as useful as a G rated pron flick!it's useless 14 Slicker than whale shit on an iceberg.pretty slick 63 Arh, stick your head up your Kyber Pass.Arse 56 How are ya, me ol' china?How are you, friend? 51 Fits like a finger in a bum.It's tight. 101 Tighter than a fish's arse.that's watertight 289 Flat out like a lizard drinking.hard work, busy. (But originally sarcastically) 314 Built like a brick shithouse.1) [sarcastic] weak 2) Extremely well built person!-usually a woman 262 He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.Doesn't have it together 321 One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin.~ He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.~ 271 Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn't get better than this!~ 2/05/00 444 The most fun you can have with your pants on.~ 1/05/00 12 I'm sweating like a whore in church.I'm bloody hot!!! 393 She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.not discriminating about sexual partners 389 I'm not pissing in your pocket mate!I'm giving to you straight. 336 He had a head on him like a sucked mango.~ 519 Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!~ 539 Dry as a dead dingo's donger.~ 30/04/00 112 (insultingly) Ankles.three feet lower than a cunt or the only thing seen out of the boss's arse - a suckup 28/04/00 8 "Snakes bum and a biscuit if you're lucky. Now get out of my kitchen. (In reply to "What's for dinner?"))stop asking and leave me alone 6 So fat, when he/she rides a motorbike, you can't hear the engine.~ Got a bad case of the arse burps.Faltulance 27/04/00 11 She's a few french fries short of a happy meal.not too bright 9 As useless as a soft cock in a nurses dorm.Useless He would root the hair on a barber shop floor.Not fussy 5 All over the place like a mad women's shit/knitting.Scatter brained. (You'd want to know) the in's and out's of a magpies arsehole.Response to a busy body 6 So low he could parachute out a snake's arse and free-fall.a view on someone else's morals 17 Hope your crabs turn into lobsters and eat your crutch out!!!I really don't like you much. 7 A couple of kegs short of a party.Not very intelligent 5 It'd be quicker to train a choko vine.not easily instucted 8 There's a crowd on the balcony.That sheila has big tits 6 Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.Nervous 3 Edna like a 'orse.Head on her like a horse - real ugly 13 You smell worse than a dingo left in a shit hole for a year!you funcking reak sunshine! (Smell awful) 14 I'm so hungry I could eat the front wheel off a menstrual cycle.really hungry 7 Right through the Georgie Moore.Door 19 Watch out for the barker eggs!dog poo. 18 Talking to you is like pissin in the wind.you never listen to good advice She's so fat, you'd have to slap her in the guts and ride the waves in.Speaking on sex with a weight challenged woman 13 She's wider than a choir-boy's asshole.She's fat. 30 If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.Your an ugly and stupid person. 32 Was yer father a glassmaker?Move! I can't see through you. 5 Shut the Rory O'Moore.Close the door. 4 Fart and give us an idea which direction to look.over Oral Sex with a large lady. 7 It's as full as a prostitute on a Saturday night.whatever your filling up... is full 29 Haven't laughed this much since Granny got her tits caught in the wringer!Expression of pleasure 32 If I want any shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.I don't wish for your opinion at this time, thank you! 43 What will you do for a face when the monkey wants it's arse back?You're ugly 4 All over the place like moo cows poop in a paddock.Very untidy. A mess. 8 Come on mate, don't get the shits now.don't get angry 16 Stick a ferret up yer clacker.~ 24 Wank stain!loser 16 Rip your bloody arms off and belt you with the sloppy end.~ He's so far up himself he's coming out the other end.~ 7 Busier than a one legged lesso on a pogo stick.very busy 5 I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of an Afgans undies.really hungry 25 He / She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.has a double/ triple chin 9 He's a fart smeller, I mean smart fella!: ) Stuck out like dog's balls on a cat.~ 58 She could scare buzzards off of a meat wagon!She's ugly 95 He has F.I.T.H. Syndrome.He's fucked in the head (stupid) 70 Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole.Ugly as all S... 94 Shit stinks, eggs don't bounce and you can't buy generals in a general store.Answer to the question "Whaddya know?" 166 A little more choke and he would have started!Said of someone who farts loudly in a crowded room. 179 About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.Of absolutely no use... 232 I hope the hairs up your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the shit out of you~ 80 In more shit than a faggot's finger.In big trouble 19 He's got more balls than Keno.Showing alot of determination. 227 If I wanted to talk to an asshole like you, I would 've farted!Go away and leave me alone 151 Couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties.unlucky,stupid, ignorant just plain dumb usually refers to bad management 35 I am as dry as a nun's tit.I'm thirsty 116 Seen better heads in a piss trough.Ugly. 78 He's a bit whiffy under the Warwick'sWarwick short for Warwick Farm (Arm), meaning underarm odour 80 Hornier than a three balled tomcat.Watch out pussies! 102 As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike/water-ski/surf-board.useless 44 Full as a fat man's undies.Had enough to eat 119 Her! She's got a face like a smacked arse.Boy! You are ugly 156 Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arseIs a lousy driver 185 He couldn't find his arse with both hands, even if his fingers were flashlights!Real busy, or real stupid 69 I wore my bag of fruit yesterday.I wore a suit. 119 I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies.~ 376 Up at a sparrows fart.got up very early in the morning 87 As greasy as a butchers prick!~ 91 Fits like a bum in a bucket.~ 134 Busier than a bricklayer in Beirut.~ 80 Love to stay and count our brain cells one by one, but we can't.No time. 26/04/00 6 You couldn't drive a fart out of your own arse!a bad driver 10 He/She was beaten by the ugly stick while swinging from the ugly tree.is very, very ugly 12 He's got more corrugations than a water tank.Lots of spare tyres- Rolls of fat. 36 Couldn't produce a fart in a licorice factory.See: Useless as tits on a bull 88 Wouldn't know if his arse was on fire.Stupid Person 121 You're as handy as shit on a stick.your not much help Couldn't fix a root in a brothel!Can't organise anything. 106 No more sense than a native bear, an' not half as good-lookin'.Dumb 39 Too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny.Hopeless. 130 He wouldn't work in an iron lungLazy. 25/04/00 14 Man's not a camel.Get me a beer 26 In a battle of wits, he'd be completely unarmed!Not bright. 45 If his brain was made of electricity, he'd be a walking blackout.Not bright. 11 Strike me bloody handsome!give me a break 12 He's got a head like a Dirrambandi mailbox: big and empty.A slow-witted (and possibly oafish) person. Dirrambandi mailboxes are huge water drums... but people there don't receive much mail, so they're pointless! 23/04/00 5 Dunking the doughnut.A woman going for a swim 17 To let fluffy off the chain.to fart 22/04/00 55 Reg Grundys = undies 52 I told him a real Porky pie.lie (rhyming slang) 46 Putting on me stubbies & thongs.Dressing up - tuxedo/suit 21/04/00 8 He's just a two-bob drongo!He's an idiot worth about two bob (twenty cents) 20/04/00 11 Slipping a Polly-waffle through the doughnut.Anal sex 208 If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards.~ 19/04/00 7 Bumping uglies.Having sex Who's fucking this pig?Who is the one in charge? You or the driver? 6 Just a cunt hair.A measurement of distance when fitting mechanical parts. "Just a litle further. 12 Look at the Brace & bits on her!Tits. Breasts 19 Couldn't organise a orgy in a brothel.Hopeless, totally disorganised 14 Yo-yo knickers.Sleeps around. 20 She's so fat, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.Speaking on sex with a weight challenged woman 12 Did you ride bareback?Did you use a condom or not? 10 Couldn't score in a brothel.Bad footy player. 28 Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.Bloody Ugly 12 Like a bulldog eating porridge.A woman's genitals after intercourse 6 Fat as a boarding house pudding.chubby Pushing shit uphill with a pointed stick.Not much chance Mum's chucking a wobbley.she's upset 14 As happy as a man covered in whipped cream and thrown in a bed full of lesbians.~ 16 I'm so unlucky, if I fell into a bucketful of tits I'd come up sucking my thumb.I am an unfortunate fellow. 13 Spewin'I am very upset about that. 7 Show us yer axe wound.expose your female parts I could eat the bum out of a rotten horse.Bloody starving. 15 By the breadth of a bees dick.by a narrow margin. 9 How's your belly where the pig bit ya.greeting. 6 He's got more arse than a herd of elephants.~ 5 He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away.He thinks he's good\posh. 19 You're fucked in the head and got shit for brains.Idiot 16 Pull your flaps over your head and turn yourself into a red back spider.shut up woman 6 A head like a bucket of burnt thongs!Ugly 25 I'll just go and strain the main vein to make the bladder gladder.visit the mens loo 4 Smile like a mouth full of broken smarties.crooked teeth 12 Rattle your dags, mate.Get a move on. (dags=a sheep's dirty wool at the rear end) 22 Piece of piss.It's easy 221 Oh, pull your lip over your head and swallow!Go away or shut up. 102 You're as good as two blondes put together.Not very smart 58 The lights are on, but no-one's home.A slow person, not all up there. 37 Dryer than an Arab's fart.Thirsty 46 Carrying on like a pork chop.overexited, hyperactive 145 He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.weak 80 As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.Ugly 140 You're a waste of sperm/space/air.~ 141 Stroll to the gravy bowl.Go to the toilet. 54 As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat.Not handy at all 80 So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread.~ 160 More arse than class.~ 49 So hungry I could eat the arse/crutch out of a low flying duck.I'm really hungry! 66 You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.~ 48 Stiff as a wedding night/Saturday night prick.Sore from exertion/exercise 55 Flash as a rat with a gold tooth.~ 180 Sticks like shit to a blanket.~ 89 Tighter than a bull's arse at fly time.~ 18/04/00 6 Doesn't know shit from clay.stupid 12 If brains were shit, you wouldnt have enough to fart.you're stupid 7 She's got the face of a bush pig.boy she's ugly 6 She has a head like someone tried to put out a campfire with a screwdriver.very, very ugly!!!! 14 You're \ it's about as useful as a bag full of farts.useless 57 She was so ugly that when she walked on the beach even the sewerage got up and left!Fairly obvious insult. 52 The lift doesn't go to the top floor/all the way to the top.not very bright 42 Why don't you pull a brown-eye and show us your stretch marks?a way of putting down a heckler 91 If your I. Q. were 2 points higher it would be the same as a bloody stone.Pretty dumb. 81 Face like a smashed crab.ugly 99 As funny as a fart in an elevator/space suit/sleeping bag.not 86 A few sausages short of a BBQ.~ 153 Got a face like a bashed in shit can.Insult 144 As welcome as a fart in a phone box.Get out of here 73 As rare/scarce as hen's teeth.Rare 102 As useful as lips on a chicken.not worth a damned 77 I'll fix your Jack and Jill.Pay for the bill 81 So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.Stingy person - will not buy a round of beers. 107 Lower than a snake's armpit / arsehole.Pretty underhanded 14/04/00 4 He beats him like a rented mule.Beat the goalie to score a goal 5 How long is a piece of string?the unknown, the unpredictable 23 Holy snapping duck shit!Exclamination! 13 Dip yer didge.didge=digeridoo. Have a shag. 29 Why don't you have a cup of shut the f**k up!!!I don't want to listen to you anymore. 9 I'll be off like a Jewish foreskin.I'm getting out of here 11 Yew little ripper!Exclamation of delight. 8 Your old man left the best part of you on the sheets.not real bright 30 Calling for George.Refers to the sound of someone regugitating into a toilet, (the great white telephone) hence: calling for George ('george' being a course version of the sound made when one chunders!)- expressed with 99 Crack a Fatwhat the Americans so blandly call a "hard-on". 13/04/00 6 He's about as much use as a fart in a thunderstorm!!he is totally useless/ a waste of space 18 You are so fat you need a road map to find your arse!~ 156 Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.Stupid or confused 202 Ugly as a hatful/bucket of arseholes.~ 12/04/00 7 She/He'd scare a dog out of a butcher's shop.Pretty bloody obvious - Cheers ! 27 A face like a marron and hands like a couple of yabbies.ugly 37 Ugly as a deep sea racing mullet!Ugly chick 72 He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.weak 88 Dumber than a box / wagon load of rocks.Not troubled by intelligence 141 Wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful.The quiet type 251 So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!~ 11/04/00 5 Couldn't organise a dog fuck in a paper bag.Hopeless at doing anything administrative 12 If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.stupid 5 He/She has all the brains of a stunted swamp chigger.~ 13 You've got a head like a dropped pie.Very Ugly 14 If brains where dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off!!!~ 46 Your face looks like a cats arse!you are ugly 53 Couldn't drive ducks to water.A hopeless car driver 78 You little bugger.Brat, pain in the arse. 60 Couldn't run a bath!hopeless at organizing, running a business 49 She's as ugly as a mud fence in a rainstorm.~ 122 I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!~ 49 Don't invite that mangy old bastard.Don't invite him as he is mean with his money and/or gifts. 47 Popular as a mangy dog.Not popular. 29 He's got death adders in 'is kick.Mean with his money-kick=pocket. 64 He's a lousy bastard.A mean miserable man. 55 You half-pie poofter.~ 118 May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!~ 47 He couldn't get a kick in a cow yard.to a useless football player 66 Face like a mallee root.ugly 79 Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.Pretty ugly 84 Go and stick your head up a dead bear's bum.Koala bear that is! 51 Your face is like a twisted ugg boot.Insult 100 He's off like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.I am out of here! 56 You're as ugly as a box of blowflies.Insult 135 Get a woolly dog up ya.get lost 68 He wouldn't know if a brass band was up him unless he got the drum!~ 10/04/00 3 Doesn't mind a shandy on a warm day.likes a drink 8/04/00 5 She's two clowns short of a circus.dim witted 7/04/00 4 Take the ferret for a run.Sexual intercourse 3 She is a butter face.Nice legs, butter face It's so cold it'll freeze my balls off!The swimming water is cold I'm as full as an aboriginals valliant.I cannot eat any more 2 Given an absolute donkey licking.Given a sound beating 3 Like a sausage in a halway.He has a small dick or she is loose. 2 Who's good at chucking me a durry, mate?Who's going to give us a cigarette? He smokes him like a bad cigar.Beat his man and score a goal 3 I'm off to shake the snake.take a piss It's me verandah over me toolbox!describing a beergut 2 Couldn't run a choko vine over a shithouse.Can't manage/organize/operate anything Shit stabbin', jobby jabbin' doughnut puncher!!!Men with feminine qualities. I could bite the balls off a low flyin' pigeon.I'm very drunk! She's had more meat through her than an abbatoir.very sexually active 3 I gotta back one out. to have a shit 2 She's two bob short of a pound.A bit slow in the brain He's a sandwich short of a picnic.Not very intelligent If you can't run with the big dogs, don't get off the porch.If you can't take the pressure, choose alternative course of action Look! Who`s fuckin/milking this cat?leave me alone..I'm doin' ok here 3 It's as wet as a whores cunt outside.pissing down rain Who's mucking this fonkey?dont annoy me while I'm trying to do this As thick as two short planks!Not too bright!! They've split the blanket.Means a couple have split up, separated. As long as my arse points to the ground.As long as he is up and running things 2 As rare as a moment of fun at a Frank Field Concert.very rare! 3 The dingos must have been here.Messy eaters (food all over the table) Last about as long as a snowflake in summer.wouldn't last long As flat as a shit carters hat.describing the landscape Get a room!saying directed to overly-amorous couples in public Put ya head in!Get it together 5 FIGJAM.Fuck, I'm good, just ask me 3 Gee liggedy!an exclamation.....some thing good or bad....GEE LIGGEDY! As thick as a doctors wallet!a bit slow or stupid Have a Brad Pitt.Have a shit (the 90's version of having an Eartha Kitt) If a bloke on the dole has crabs, does he have pay for his nippers?~ Kaypoc cruncher.homosexual (kaypoc is the stuffing inside a mattress) 6 Sorry Oka... the Focka's Chocka.Sorry Mate .. there just no more room on the plane 3 It's so dry you can flog a flea across it.dry I could eat the crutch out of a flyblown sheep at 50 paces.very hungry Jahbindi 'n' begorrah!It's an exclamation of surprise or wonderment Off like ga cat vomiting.really off, disgusting 2 Someone is threepence (pronounced throopence) short of a shilling.thick 3 Sitting around like a gin on a piss pot.doing nothing 4 Piss flaps like Gene Autreys saddle bags.lips on a vagina that are quite large 3 She talks so much she'd make a deck hand on a submarine.hardly takes a breath a carries on talking 4 Talking to Ralph/Ralph's calling.Throwing up (Ralph being like the sound you make when you heave) 3 I got "Brrr" for you.embarassed for you (shuddering from embarassment) 2 I could eat the crutch out of a dead sheep.bloody hungry 3 By the gingo's.Bloody hell, Shit! 3/04/00 10 Give us a gander!Give me a look. 3 Gotta shoot some nuns.nun + habit = rabbit To have a J. Arthur.J. Arthur Rank = wank = Masturbate 4 I'm off to the dunny for a hammer & hit.I'm off to the toilet for a shit. I'm going to the Septic Tank.Bank (rhyming slang) 27 Your bedroom looks like a Packapoo ticket.1) Messy 2) can also mean toilet paper 45 She's colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere.a cold or sexless woman. 58 Don't come the raw prawn with me mate!don't delude/try to trick me. To let someone know you don't believe them 73 It's not worth a brass razoo.Not even worth a penny. 90 I could eat the horse and chase the rider/jockey.yer bloody hungry! 30/03/00 3 Drain me didge.Drain my didge (digeridoo) - take a leak. 16 Watch out for the Devil Dodgers.Jehovah's Witnesses 11 Jumped around like a flock of sparrows had flown out my arse.I was excited. 37 I'm fucking this cow, you're just holding the tail out of the way.I'm doing the job, you're only watching. 6 I'm having bum nuts for me breakie!bum nuts = eggs for breakfast 11 Away with the pixies.daydreaming or senile 4 Ya got more chance of a blow job off the pope.no fu***** way 8 Show me your map of Tassie!get your knickers off! 6 Ya can't polish a turd.equivilent to not being able to make a silk purse out of a pigs ear 9 Cock Drops.Semen 16 Sweating like a pregnant nun in confessionnervous 9 Nice raspberry ripples!nipples 7 Yeah and I've heard ducks fart under water before too!Bullshit / Yeah I'm really worried (sarcastic) 11 He's that lousy, he'd eat a yard of shit and complain it was an inch short.~ 8 He's a mollyduker!He's left handed! 6 Point Percy at the porcelain.going to have a piss 9 ...since Gods dog was a pup.for a long time back 7 She has a head on her like the south end of a north bound camel.She is bloody ugly 13 She didn't get that round mouth from eating square meals!She's good for a blowjob! 7 Sitting on ya dot.Sitting down/doing nothing. Dot = asshole. 11 Jerkin' the gherkin.Having a wank 6 Two hopes; Bob Hope & no fucking hopeno chance at all Need a piss like a dog needs a floggin.~ 5 As fine as a fairy's fart.very delicate. 7 He pissed all his money up against the wall.Spent all his money at the Pub. 8 Shake hands with the wife's best friend.have a leak Wet as a soup sandwhich.horny 7 It's like rooting your sister.It's so easy it doesn't count. 12 Piece of piss mate!easy done no problem 9 If your aunty had balls she'd be your uncle.used when somebody says "if only"!!! 7 His a FIGJAM.Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me 6 Couldn't get a root in a monkey brothel with a bag of bananas.Could not get a root if he tried. 28 No wucking furries.rhymes with... 53 Did you see her Tasmania?female pubic area. (Tassie Map) 29 He's a Taswegian.a Tasmanian 7 Your the sort that licks the bowl when they have finished, rather than pull the chain.penny-pinching with money. 42 A mob of monkey's would piss more than this.a guide to how much rain is coming down 48 Ridgy Didge!even more then 'Fair Dinkum' 38 Not since JC played full-back for the Arabs.A long time ago. 24 Taking out the garbage.going to the bathroom/toilet 53 Crissed as a picket.pissed as a cricket (it is spelt right) 32 Standing prouder than a honeymooner's dick.Standing tall, erectly. 54 Hey mate! Wanna root?wanna have sex? 30 All over the place like a drunken spider.~ 27 Stop beating your mongrel.having a wank 24 I'm going to the snake room to water the horses.going to take a piss 47 I'd better ask me cheese'n'kisses first.Ask the missus. 10 I had a drovers breakfast this morning - a quick piss and a look around.Didn't have time for breakfast or anything before setting to work. 44 We are next to the marble orchard.a cemetery. 38 There's a potato peeler for ya.rhyming slang = shiela 27 Smooth as an old man's donger.Very rough 48 He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistleLooks deleriously happy or satisfied 73 She's up on blocks.She's got her period. 29 I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.I'm leaving 33 Sticking out like a stiff in a pair of speedos.Somebody who's very obvious 27 As useful as a cunt full of cold water.Not very usefull 25 As happy as a dog with two dicks.very happy 37 Bullshit Castle.Australia's Parliament House 27 Copulater / Cop ya later.Bye for now 43 Could I bludge a fag?Can I have a cigarette 28 Slick as greased snake shit.smooth talker, or when something works better than expected 36 See the Lawn pizza?Steaming pile of vomit left on your front yard when your mates leave after a drinking session. 31 Pass the Cackle-berries.Eggs 68 We're in the middle of bloody woop-woop.To be lost, to be in the middle of nowhere. 29 Taking an Eartha Kitt.Shit 17 Off like Grandma's pants on Fathers day!To leave very quicky, (as in, "I'm off") 35 It's hotter than a whore in heat.it's really hot 45 They ought to slap a cows cunt over his head and get a bull to fuck some sense into him!~ 27 Better than a shit in the dark.Better than nothing at all I'm gunna get in yer back door and mash yer dinner!!I'm going to have anal sex with you!! 40 He's about as useful as a nun's cunt.Not useful at all 24 All over the place like a mad woman's piss.Out of control 38 Going to drain