| Tally | Sayings |
|---|
| 147 | I'll go and have a Captain Cook.
go for a look |
| 141 | Stroll to the gravy bowl.
Go to the toilet. |
| 136 | Pass the dead horse.
Tomato Sauce |
| 105 | Another beer? Na, better hit the frog 'n toad.
Road. |
| 99 | He's on the dog and bone.
telephone |
| 87 | Drinking with Pat Malone
drinking alone |
| 82 | Trouble and strife and billy lids.
wife and kids |
| 79 | He's having a Barry Crocker. (or Joe Crocker)
a Shocker. A bad time. |
| 78 | He's a bit whiffy under the Warwick's
Warwick short for Warwick Farm (Arm), meaning underarm odour |
| 77 | I'll fix your Jack and Jill.
Pay for the bill |
| 73 | I'm 'aving a dogs eye and dead 'orse.
Meat pie and sauce |
| 69 | I wore my bag of fruit yesterday.
I wore a suit. |
| 67 | He's a horses hoof.
poof (homosexual) Rhyming slang |
| 63 | Arh, stick your head up your Kyber Pass.
Arse |
| 62 | Go home to the ball and chain.
wife |
| 61 | I'll give it a butchers.
Butchers Hook=Look into something |
| 57 | Froth and Bubble
means trouble |
| 56 | How are ya, me ol' china?
How are you, friend? |
| 55 | Reg Grundys
= undies |
| | I got to take a snakes hiss.
piss (urinate) |
| | Takin' the kids to the pool.
Going to the loo. |
| 53 | Crissed as a picket.
pissed as a cricket (it is spelt right) |
| 52 | I told him a real Porky pie.
lie (rhyming slang) |
| 51 | Don't forget that Septic Tank's in town.
Septic Tank = Yank |
| 50 | Had to do the Harold Holt out of there.
a Bolt. Run. |
| 49 | He's a Woolly Wolf.
He is a poof; a homosexual. |
| 47 | I'd better ask me cheese'n'kisses first.
Ask the missus. |
| 46 | Did you get a peking duck?
Did you get a f**k |
| | Putting on me stubbies & thongs.
Dressing up - tuxedo/suit |
| | He kicked a sausage roll.
kick a goal |
| 43 | I'm off to the rub a dub, dub.
Rhymes with Pub! |
| 42 | Up ya Bundy!
Up your Bum! (Bundaberg Rum=Bum. |
| | Come over 'ere and 'ave an optic at this.
Look. (optic nerve=perve) |
| | Berkshire hunt.
cunt |
| 41 | He's got a Ned Kelly on 'im.
belly |
| | Cobblers awls.
balls |
| 38 | Time for me to nut and bolt.
Bolt-leave in a hurry |
| | There's a potato peeler for ya.
rhyming slang = shiela |
| 37 | I'm up the apple and pears.
up the stairs |
| 36 | Going for a Rodney.
Have a shit. Rod Hogg=Bog |
| 34 | Great Salt Lake Cities!
A woman is endowed with fantastic breasts. |
| 33 | He's a pain in the Gregory Peck.
Pain in the neck |
| | Give us a Mick Jagger!
A lager/beer |
| 32 | Hit in the Jatz Crackers.
To be hit in the Knackers . |
| | I got here on my Mad Mike.
a push bike |
| 31 | Johnny Bliss.
piss |
| | He's a good coca cola.
A cricket bowler. |
| 30 | He has no JT (jam tart).
Has no ticker, no heart, no commitment... |
| 29 | I'll light the Nelly McGuire.
Light the fire |
| | Taking an Eartha Kitt.
Shit |
| 28 | All these butternut snaps.
rhyming slang = a jap |
| 27 | Your bedroom looks like a Packapoo ticket.
1) Messy 2) can also mean toilet paper |
| | My sky rocket.
Hip pocket |
| | Johnny Horner.
corner |
| 26 | I've got to catch the Bread & Jam.
Tram |
| | Get some mother and daughter will ya?
Fetch some water. |
| 25 | See you at the shake and shiver.
Go to the river. |
| | Johnny Hopper.
copper |
| 24 | Come over and see my Malvern Star.
Car |
| 23 | He's gone to Coburg & Kew.
Spew |
| | Call us a Joe Baxi.
taxi |
| 22 | You take the mad and silly.
Grab the billy. |
| 21 | I've got a eggflip.
A tip (horse racing) |
| | Shite and tolley balls.
shit and shit |
| 19 | Do you want some Mary Lee?
Want any tea? |
| 17 | Time to go to the soapy sapple.
chapel (rhyming slang) |
| 15 | He's gone to take a Les Kiss.
gone to take a piss. |
| 12 | Look at the Brace & bits on her!
Tits. Breasts |
| 11 | Put your hands in your skyrocket mate, it's your Wally Grout.
Put your hands in your pocket mate, it's your shout. |
| 9 | She's got the tom-tits with me.
got the shits, irritated |
| | Nice raspberry ripples!
nipples |
| 8 | Trick cyclist
Psychiatrist |
| | Stick it up your lemonade and sars!
Stick it up your arse! (sars=sarsparella) |
| 7 | Right through the Georgie Moore.
Door |
| | It's your Wally Grout!
It's your shout. (turn to buy beers) |
| | A David Gower.
A Shower |
| 6 | Gotta go to the Werris.
Werris creek=leak. |
| 5 | Where's ya eau de cologne?
telephone |
| | I'm on the Al Capone.
I'm on the phone. |
| | Shut the Rory O'Moore.
Close the door. |
| | He's on the Malcolm Blights.
He's drinking light beer |
| | He is having a Cape Shank!
He is having a wank. |
| | Don't forget ya stay afloat!
don't forget your coat |
| 4 | Watch out for the Edgar Brit.
Shit |
| | I'm off to the dunny for a hammer & hit.
I'm off to the toilet for a shit. |
| | I'm going to the Septic Tank.
Bank (rhyming slang) |
| | Fairies Muff!
Fair enough |
| | I'm going for a Les Kiss.
Going for a piss |
| 3 | Gotta shoot some nuns.
nun + habit = rabbit |
| | To have a J. Arthur.
J. Arthur Rank = wank = Masturbate |
| 1 | Watch out for Joe Blakes.
snakes |
| | Give us a Nellie Bligh.
Meat Pie |
| | Play the goanna.
meaning pianna (piano) |