"* short of *" list

Another dopey grouping here, this is a collection of those sayings with refer to a *item* short of a *set of items*.... Basically meaning someone is short of a few quid, got some screws loose, slow, dumb, not with it. Get the picture?

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 Tally Sayings
444A few wanks short of an orgasm.
not all there
122Seven sandwiches short of a picnic.
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114A stubbie/can short of a six pack.
Missing some sense
109A few crumbs short of a biscuit.
neuron impaired
86A few sausages short of a BBQ.
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76A shingle short on the roof of life.
a bit slow
65Three bangers short of a barbie.
dull-witted, slow.
A few tinnies short of a slab.
slow in thinking
39Several palings short of a fence.
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36A few chops short of a barbie.
not all there
Twenty/a few cents short of a dollar.
not all there- crazy
3523 less the carton.
To say a person is "23 less the carton" alludes to a carton of beer, which has 24 cans.
34Short of a sheet of bark.
weak of intellect
27Few tiles short of a roof.
slow , not very quick
26A few bricks shy of a full hod.
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19Ten thousand sheep short of a top paddock.
kind of slow, an idiot
11She's a few french fries short of a happy meal.
not too bright
9Few snags short of the barbie
not all there idiot (snags means sausages)
5She's two clowns short of a circus.
dim witted
2She's two bob short of a pound.
A bit slow in the brain
He's a sandwich short of a picnic.
Not very intelligent
The End.