The Top Thirty

Here are the most popular sayings, as voted for by YOU, from number thirty down to the Number One saying. It used to be just the top ten, but they haven't changed much of late so I expanded the list. Enjoy!

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30He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.
Doesn't have it together
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29Dig a hole and bury me, it just doesn't get better than this!
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28May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
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27Flat out like a lizard drinking.
hard work, busy. (But originally sarcastically)
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26Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
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25May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
You're basically scum
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24Gonna drain me dragon.
urinate
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23Built like a brick shithouse.
1) [sarcastic] weak 2) Extremely well built person!-usually a woman
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22He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.
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21One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin.
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20He had a head on him like a sucked mango.
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19Drier than a nuns nasty.
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18A good root and a fart would kill him.
He's weak.
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17Up at a sparrows fart.
got up very early in the morning
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16I'm not pissing in your pocket mate!
I'm giving to you straight.
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15She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
not discriminating about sexual partners
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14Busier than a one armed Sydney cab driver with the crabs.
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13The most fun you can have with your pants on.
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12A few wanks short of an orgasm.
not all there
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11Give birth to a politician.
To have a shit.
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10He's floggin the log/dog again!
Havin' a wank. (Masturbating)
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9Got you by the short and curlies.
Got you on a short leash.... pubic hairs!
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8You must be the world's only living brain donor.
dumb or stupid to the extreme
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7Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.
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6About as useful as tits on a bull.
useless
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5Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!
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4Off like a bride's nightie.
Very quickly.
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3Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
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2Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Very rare
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1May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
insult
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The End.